Once upon a time shopping was fun. Now the only way to survive a major shopping centre is with the precision and planning of an elite military strike.
- Identify the target product,
- Plot the route to and from the target
- Include alternative backup routes in case excess stroller or walker traffic. (those grannies will run you down if you let them)
- After that there is THE CAR PARK where for some reason people seem to think that road rules are only suggestions, guidelines even.
Really makes you want to drive a tank on shopping day – like to see someone try and steal my spot then.